▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Ratings, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, unique items, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

MEGAW.MCMCMC.RU

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6011
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	82	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Ores Mined:	7082
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchantments Applied:	290
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	4916
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5388	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	8198	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	20	Animals Bred:	186
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mines Excavated:	3942	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	340492
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!