| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1840 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | New Chunks Explored: | 534578 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
