| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 228 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.
Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 40 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6444 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.
But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.
So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.
If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.
But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
