| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 133 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3316 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.
But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.
So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.
If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.
But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?
So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3941 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
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| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party with creepers, skeletons, and zombies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other, where bad energy is a thing of the past and crazy adventures await at every turn. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with legendary creatures like Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (yes, even their prestige versions) roaming around causing mischief.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the Dark Star event where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and rewards. And don’t forget to check out our latest patch notes for all the crazy updates and changes happening on the server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in this wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
