Plunge into a world of anarchy where there are no rules. Infinite world, you can do whatever you want.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9585 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3384 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
