| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.
So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 66 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!
Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Potions Brewed: | 117 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!
oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 1782 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!
But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.
Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.
So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
