| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)
I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.
Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.
So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 991166 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!
Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7924 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.
– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.
But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).
So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!
So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 295959 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.
And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7829 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
