| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!
But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.
And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?
So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1945 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9922 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!
The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6074 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
