| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
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| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 469043 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?
So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
