| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.
Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.
So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9760 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 102 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Server Name | Badlands Goblins |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.badlandsgoblins.com |
| Server Type | PvP, Survival |
Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address. |
| What type of gameplay is available? | The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay. |
| Are there any rules to follow? | Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j |
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5548 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5592 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.
Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?
Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!
And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 117 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
