| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
JacuzziMC Information
Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:
Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!
Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5550 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Server Name | Madness SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Age Requirement | 21 and above |
| Community Size | 20+ Members |
| Platform | Java Edition |
Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply to join Madness SMP? | You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord |
| What is the age requirement to join the server? | Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP |
| What kind of server is Madness SMP? | Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults |
| How large is the community on Madness SMP? | We have a community of 20+ dedicated members |
| What platform is Madness SMP available on? | Madness SMP is available on Java Edition |
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 46014 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 59408 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4402 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
