| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 285 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.
From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1699 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Hello everyone, Niko here!
Briefly about the server:
Ⓒ -Server does not require license 1.20.6, no launcher, no donation, no stupid rules
Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality
Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play
Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands
Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory
Now about the gameplay:
Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more
Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand
Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world
Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items
Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.
WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.
WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!
Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8871 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 185 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the exclusive “Easy Come Easy Golf” game on Steam. That’s right, you can play golf in Minecraft while also clapping hands with your fellow players. It’s a wild ride filled with birdies, bogeys, and plenty of emojis.
So why wait until 2025 to experience the fun? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, clapping, and golfing like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where unicorns roam free, dragons are your loyal pets, and every block you mine turns into a block of pure gold. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will bring you eternal luck and fortune.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Let your imagination run wild and come join us on this epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where the mobs have formed a dance troupe and perform synchronized routines every night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs and can teleport you to a secret disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, weirdest, most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
