| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5138 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
