| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 444 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!
Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!
And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.
And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?
But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 650 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?
We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 329 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3986 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.
So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
¦
Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
¦
Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
¦
Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
¦
Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
¦
SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
