| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 158 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 249 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 825932 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1166 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3628 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
