🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

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About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory

Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat

ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed

Mobs & Players Drop Heads

Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief

Accelerated Leaf Decay

Minecarts now run 4x faster

Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StoryMine Competitions for real money Minecraft server

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, No Lags, pleasant, Plugins, Private, real money, Russian, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Warps, Web map

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	2471	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, aoi, BOAR RUSH, Demon Slayer, FANTASY, he got the sister, japanese animation, long tail, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, Nezuko, Server, SHONEN, Siblings, Sis, squad, Supernatural, switch honestly, the pig got the girl

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3318

ai, BLA, BLACED, Blacked Cards, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cked, clothing, Dead, Discords, doki doki literature club, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tutorials, zenless zone zero

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

City Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

Analysis, baseball, Billie Slugger, Billies, career prospects, Ceiling, comparison, Development, Evaluation, Future, highlights, Minecraft, MLB, Performance, player, Potential, Projection, prospect, scouting report, Skills, sluggers, smp, talent, Video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7140	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

What is the IP for SuperHorrorBro Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SuperHorrorBro

SuperHorrorBro is a popular horror gaming YouTuber known for his entertaining playthroughs, reviews, and commentary on various horror games. With a passion for all things spooky and creepy, he has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate his witty humor and genuine love for the horror genre.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2558	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StoryMine Warps Shops Survival server Minecraft

Anarchies, Antispam, BUILD, Cities, Comfortable survival, develop, Donations, drawing, Fly, Game Currency, GOD, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, op, Open stores, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, Shops, simulation, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Unbalanced whales, Vultures, Warps, Web map, wipe

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sue Me Not Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kino Incoming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, gravity-defying chickens that lay golden eggs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.