A vanilla SMP server on version 1.20.2, with a pleasant community and unique events are waiting for you!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2361 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1477 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
