A vanilla SMP server on version 1.20.2, with a pleasant community and unique events are waiting for you!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura the Funky Fox, Shisui the Sassy Squirrel, and Tenma the Terrifying Tiger. And don’t forget about Pipkin the Prancing Panda, Kaneko the Kooky Koala, and Dizzy the Daring Dragon.
Join this server for epic adventures, hilarious antics, and maybe even a dance-off with Ember the Energetic Elf or a baking competition with Komachi the Crazy Cat. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure hidden by the mysterious Runie the Rambunctious Raccoon.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are two all-stars on this server who are basically Minecraft gods. One of them can tame creepers and ride them like horses, while the other can turn any block into a block of pure gold with just a touch.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built an entire city out of TNT, only to blow it up every Friday night for fun? Or a group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshiping the almighty chicken?
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with unicorns, leprechauns, and even a friendly dragon who will give you free diamonds if you tell him a good joke.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our annual “Build-A-Banana” contest where players compete to create the most outrageous banana-themed structure for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 713 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 270 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2383 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9239 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1642 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 136 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
