🌸 ElysiumSMP ☁️

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Discord!

Hello hello!

We are Elysiuma brand new survival SMP server offering a more challenging and community-focused survival experience.

We’re a blend of classic survival and modern twists. We focus on cultivating a top-tier SMP culture, and tell the many stories that our players will surely imprint upon the history of our community.

Here are some of our features:

🛡️ Land claiming and grief prevention;
⚔️ McMMOan all-time classic;
🧟 Levelled Mobswith mobs increasing in level as you leave spawn;
💰 A player-driven economy complete with a simple stock market system;
🏷️ Voteranks & perks you can spend to redeem homes, vaults and commands;
🗝️ Absolutely non-P2W crateswith an exclusive event crate and collectibles;
📜 A deep server lorewhich you can discover through conversations with our NPC’s;
🏆 A reputation systemallowing you to /rep players you like;
🏘️ A comprehensive towns systemto serve as centres of player culture;
🏗️ Build ranks, to encourage the creation of magnificent structures;
⛰️Terralith custom world generation;
And more!

We look forward to showing you even more of what we offer! Just join our Discordand be a part of our fledgling community 🌱

You’ve now heard our tale, it’s time for yours to begin!

CraftyDateFails

arrogance, bad attitude, bad breath, bad manners, closed-mindedness, CraftyDateFails, DATING, deal breakers, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of chemistry, lack of humor, lack of hygiene, Negativity, poor communication, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn-offs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	186
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	92
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring dates where your crush talks about their pet rock for hours on end? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate date spot for all you single players out there! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious player appears and offers you a virtual bouquet of roses. Sparks fly as you both embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Take on other players in intense combat and show them who’s boss with your expert crafting skills. Who needs a boring dinner date when you can show off your diamond sword skills instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

GazaCraft: Rebuild & LOL

aid, Assistance, Conflict, Development, Diplomacy, egypt, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian, Infrastructure, international relations, lol, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, Plan, Politics, Population, Rebuild, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, Support, Territory, trump

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we rebuild gaza but with blocks instead of bricks! trump can’t stop us, we gonna make gaza great again with our pixelated pyramids and TNT temples! join us and together we will create a world where creepers and zombies live in harmony with villagers and pigs. who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better future, one block at a time!

Coco’s Afterlife: German Dictator vs Good Guys

Adventure, Afterlife, animation, cocos, Day of the Dead, destiny, dictator, family, FANTASY, folklore, German, German dictator, Good, good guys, guys, Legacy, Memory, mexican culture, movie Coco, Music, pixar, Reincarnation, Spirits, Supernatural, underworld

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have a wild mix of coco vibes and german dictator shenanigans. imagine hitler building a giant statue of himself out of diamonds while singing “remember me” from coco. it’s a total mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about history and the afterlife. plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not? so come on over and let’s make some questionable decisions together!

Spidery Shroom Invasion

arachnids, BBC, creepy, CREW, discovery, documentary, entomology, Exploration, fungus, hijacks, infection, Invasion, Mycology, Mysterious, Nature, Northern Ireland, Parasitic, Science, shroom, Spiders, Spidery, symbiosis, wildlife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got spiders that have been taken over by a crazy fungus! it’s like a real-life horror movie but in minecraft! join us if u wanna see some crazy stuff and maybe even fight off some spider-zombies! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! join now and see for urself!

The USF Roleplay Realms

Adventure, application, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Diplomacy, Discord, Exploration, FANTASY, Fiction, Galaxy, intergalactic, Journey, Planets, Realms, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Space, Stars, Story, strategy, Universe, usf

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	49
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

United Stellar Federation Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Roleplay
Server Platform	Realms
Description	Step into a galaxy of adventure, diplomacy, and strategy! The USF is a collaborative Minecraft roleplay group where your creativity shapes an epic intergalactic story.
Joining Process	Join our discord and complete a short application to receive your roles and start your journey among the stars.
Instructions	REALM IS BEDROCKYOU WILL HAVE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and complete a short application to receive your roles and start your journey among the stars.

Q: What platform is the server on?

A: The server is on Realms platform.

Q: Do I need to fill out an application to play?

A: Yes, you will have to fill out an application to join the server.

Q: What is the Discord link?

A: The Discord link is https://discord.gg/nN6eEYNbXj

Kawaii Craft World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, el charzugato anaranjado edition, EONIA, Ephemira, Felynne deRouge, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Mega Art Archive, Meimi Majokko, MieLune, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, novamore, production, Reina Sun, Shee Icho, Song Covers Playlist, Tomoe Carmine, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party up in here! We got virtual VTuber babes doing live concerts, song covers, and mega art archives. It’s like a whole new world of talent waiting for you to explore.

Imagine mining diamonds while listening to EONIA, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Reina Sun, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, Shee Icho, Felynne deRouge, Kaya Nishikino, Yuno Hanaki, Hiyori Mokami, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Meimi Majokko, Navina Nova, and Tomoe Carmine. It’s like a virtual dream come true!

Don’t miss out on this crazy fun, bro. Join now and let’s mine and groove together! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

NoHarmineNoFun – Minecraft Server

Ayahuasca, ayahuasca component, ayahuasca effects, ayahuasca research, ayahuasca study, Dose, Hallucinations, hallucinogenic effects, harmine, harmine dose, harmine effects, harmine hallucinations, harmine research, harmine study, Minecraft, NoHarmineNoFun, participants, psychoactive effects, psychoactive substances, research, Server, study

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like taking a trip on ayahuasca without da hallucinations! we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers singin’ show tunes! it’s a whole new world of blocky madness, where u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turnin’ back! it’s a wild ride of non-stop fun and chaos, so grab ur pickaxe and come join da party!

Marps’ Minecraft Hub

bedrock, Cosmetics, Discord, Events, Griefing, Hub, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Lootboxes, Marps, Minecraft, payments, PORT, PvP, Ranks, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Servers, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vaults, Vein Miner

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Pure Vanilla Survival	Explore and build in a pure vanilla world. No vein-miner, vaults, shop, or TP commands.
No Resets	Keep your progress—no world resets!
No Payments	No cosmetics, ranks, lootboxes, or land claims.
Not a PvP Server	PvP is enabled but not the focus—PvP has to be agreed upon.
Anti-Griefing	Your builds will be protected without land claims.
Bedrock Compatible	Join from Java or Bedrock editions!
Join Our Discord	Access exclusive events, servers, and more!

FAQ

Can I use mods on this server?

Mods that alter gameplay or give unfair advantages are not allowed. Please check with server admins for specific mod guidelines.

How do I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP listed above or the Bedrock IP and Port provided. Make sure to join our Discord for updates and events.

Are there any restrictions on building?

As long as you follow server rules and respect other players’ builds, you are free to build as you please.

Is PvP mandatory on this server?

No, PvP is optional and has to be agreed upon by both players. It is not the main focus of the server.

How can I report griefing or cheating?

You can report any issues to server admins either through Discord or in-game. Provide as much detail as possible for a quick resolution.

Unity Clash: Mexico vs USA 1.21.4

1.21.4, clash, claudia, Claudia controversy, Claudia scandal, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, manipulation tactics, Media influence, mexico, North America, political agenda, political manipulation, political strategy, power struggle, Propaganda, Rivalry, united states, Unity, US-Mexico relations, Usa

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man. Like, for real, it’s lit AF. I heard they got Claudia there, and she’s like, causing drama between Mexico and the US. Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna be part of that crazy chaos, then this server is the place to be. Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

BraceCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom, BraceCraft, broken wrist, cashier, cast, coworker, decision, Dirty Looks, discomfort, embroidery, flare up, judgment, Lucky, Minecraft, Pain, Server, Shift, snobby, Spite, tendinitis, work restrictions, Workplace, wrist brace

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the wrist brace woes and coworker conflicts. On our server, you can build magnificent castles with your bare hands (or wrist brace, we don’t judge).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword, all while dodging snobby players like Lisa who just can’t handle your Minecraft skills.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wrist brace when you have the power of building in the palm of your hand (literally)? Let’s craft some fun together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

aita, Apology, awkward, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, CHUBBY, Comments.., date, Dinner, Friend, looks, Lost, mean, messed up, Military, Muscular, overweight, Personality, Pictures, Telling, turned off

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6801	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ores Mined:	9312
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t judge you based on looks? Look no further than our server! We don’t care if your pixelated character is a little on the chubby side or super muscular, all are welcome here.

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where personality is what matters most. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your pixelated soulmate on our server! Just make sure to bring your best personality traits with you, because that’s what truly counts.

Don’t let awkward dinner conversations get you down, come join our server and let your personality shine! And hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about not judging a Minecraft character by their pixels. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeenageTNTExplosions – Minecraft SMP

“Youth, carefree days, first love, Friends, growing up, high school, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp, teenage adventures, teenage crushes, teenage experiences, teenage fashion, teenage freedom, teenage innocence, teenage mistakes, teenage music, teenage parties, teenage rebellion, teenage trends, teenage years, TeenageTNTExplosions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	151
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam! We have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s sooo lit! And like, our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, he’s like, the coolest dude ever. Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie but in Minecraft, so epic! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they’re trained in combat and will protect you from any griefer or zombie that comes your way. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast in this totally rad Minecraft SMP, it’s gonna be soooooo much fun! #YOLO #MinecraftSMPforlife 🐷💎🦙🎉

MineCraftMoolah

career, compensation, economic inequality, employment, financial struggle, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job satisfaction, job security, Labor, Living Wage, low wages, MineCraftMoolah, minimum wage, Professions, salary, underpaid, undervalued, wage gap, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1429
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join our Minecraft server where being a virtual potato farmer is the most lucrative profession! Our potatoes are made of pure gold and diamonds, so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. Plus, rumor has it that the potato king himself will personally thank you for your hard work by showering you with even more precious spuds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Mafia, a group of ruthless poultry who control the black market trade of enchanted feathers. Join their ranks and you’ll have access to exclusive deals on rare items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start your journey to potato farming greatness! Who knew being a virtual farmer could be so profitable and exciting?

GeodeCraft

agate crate, Community, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Discord, ENGAGEMENT, Entity, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Ip:, Lag-free, Land Claims, player feedback, quality of life, Resource worlds, smp, spawner, Stable Economy, STACKING, Updates, Valentine’s Day, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3334	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Server Name	GeodeCraft
Version	1.21.x
Server Type	Semi-survival
Features	Land Claims, Custom crate tools, armor and items, Player Shops, Player Warps, McMMO, Safarinet, Resource Worlds, Custom Economy plugin, Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

Overview:

GeodeCraft is a 1.21.x friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play!

Our Mission:

Game play: We strive to give players the freedom to play as they wish while still maintaining a stable economy, friendly community, and lag free experience.
Community: We are dedicated to maintaining a friendly and welcoming environment with no tolerance for offensive, aggressive or unkind behavior.
Updates: We work hard to add more features and content while still staying true to the majority of the original minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback tremendously and highly encourage discussions between players on changes and additions they feel would improve their experience.

Recent Updates:

Valentines Day Agate Crate was recently released
1.21.4 content available in resource worlds soon

FAQ:

1. How can I join the GeodeCraft server?

To join the GeodeCraft server, you can use the IP: mc.geodecraft.net

2. Is GeodeCraft a vanilla server?

No, GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items, and quality of life features.

3. Are there player shops on GeodeCraft?

Yes, GeodeCraft features player shops where players can buy and sell items.

4. What custom items are available on GeodeCraft?

GeodeCraft offers custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to use in the game.

5. How can I provide feedback on the server?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T to provide feedback and engage in discussions with other players.

Mystic Crafted Realm 1.20

anyone, crafted, her.., long tail, mystic, name.., Realm, remember, Sauce, tags

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, this Minecraft server is like the ultimate party bus of blocky adventures! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes?

Plus, our community is lit AF – we’ve got players from all over the world, from hardcore PvP pros to casual builders who just want to make a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Wait, what was her name again?”