| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 135 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1316 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2761 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
