🌞 Sunburnt SMP: Survival with a HUGE Update! Get ready for a custom fish and gear party! 🎉

2024.., Adventure, Arena, Auctions, Custom, Economy, Events, Fish, Fishing, Gear, Grief Prevention, HUGE, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Party, Perks, PvP, Quests, Ready, Shops, smp, sunburnt, Survival, Ultimate, update, vote ranks

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Shaded Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP: play.shaded.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Features:

New Features
NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges
50+ Custom Enchants
mcMMO Skills and Progression

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻

Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

Stay Connected:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	32585
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Divine Spears Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2206
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	449

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4287
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Towns Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	New Chunks Explored:	537771
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4628
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Villages Defended:	6

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Items Found:	6659	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	440613

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3459	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7663	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!