🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	422
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5185	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	116734	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Star Shards Collected:	64	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3809	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Farms Harvested:	214	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	4049	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11