Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

    Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Server Type Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Environment Casual
    Communication Active Discord/Realm
    Community Community Elected Positions

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement for players? We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
    What is the goal of the server? The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
    Is there any creative content or mods on the server? All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    How can I join the server? Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crops Grown: 6969
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/dawnless-days-total-war-gameplay/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 106
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 25 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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