| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 861083 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!
So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.
With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.
We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.
And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️
⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?
So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.
So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
