ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura the Funky Fox, Shisui the Sassy Squirrel, and Tenma the Terrifying Tiger. And don’t forget about Pipkin the Prancing Panda, Kaneko the Kooky Koala, and Dizzy the Daring Dragon.
Join this server for epic adventures, hilarious antics, and maybe even a dance-off with Ember the Energetic Elf or a baking competition with Komachi the Crazy Cat. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure hidden by the mysterious Runie the Rambunctious Raccoon.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2276 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are two all-stars on this server who are basically Minecraft gods. One of them can tame creepers and ride them like horses, while the other can turn any block into a block of pure gold with just a touch.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built an entire city out of TNT, only to blow it up every Friday night for fun? Or a group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshiping the almighty chicken?
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with unicorns, leprechauns, and even a friendly dragon who will give you free diamonds if you tell him a good joke.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our annual “Build-A-Banana” contest where players compete to create the most outrageous banana-themed structure for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4649 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 180 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 434 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
