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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

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lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

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Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

Recommended version: 1.21

Our modes:

• OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

• Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

• Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

Made for a comfortable game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

Q: What is the age requirement for players?

A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	170
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	57	Star Shards Collected:	200
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExBoyfriendLove911

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Potions Brewed:	159
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

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Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
Website	https://terranovasmp.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
Currency	Diamonds
Special Features	Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

FAQ

What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

Are there weekly events on the server?

Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2849
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	140123
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyQueers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9623
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0