A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 246 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!
Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
