A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Server Name | Madness SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Age Requirement | 21 and above |
| Community Size | 20+ Members |
| Platform | Java Edition |
Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply to join Madness SMP? | You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord |
| What is the age requirement to join the server? | Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP |
| What kind of server is Madness SMP? | Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults |
| How large is the community on Madness SMP? | We have a community of 20+ dedicated members |
| What platform is Madness SMP available on? | Madness SMP is available on Java Edition |
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4390 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7475 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 917 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
