A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 173 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5912 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1721 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
