| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.
But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).
And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 135 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.
And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!
But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!
Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 147 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.
So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1355 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.
Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 857 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 609 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7239 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
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| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
