✨ Server with full vanilla – no donation or private! Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Events, Large Online, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ores Mined:	2342
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the world of BixLand!

Compatibility: Play on version 1.20 and higher. Play from your phone or computer. Phone version (Bedrock): IP – play.bixland.ru | Port – 18573 Pure gaming experience: No teams, privates or donations. Only vanilla! Immersion in the atmosphere: Feel the real atmosphere with new vanilla sounds in caves, snow biomes and other places. Enjoy the sounds of storms and thunderstorms. Visual delights: Attractive server design for your comfort. Community events: Regular events, meetings and team projects. Communication: Voice chat with PlasmaVoice and SimpleVoice. New music: Discover new tracks on records. Achievements : Conquer 1000+ new achievements and enjoy the corresponding sounds. Visual effects: Our enchantments are decorated with colorful icons. Youtuber – SirBix: Subscribe so you don’t miss out on the highlights! BixLand Community: Join our active and friendly team. Build, explore and write your story with us!

play.bixland.ru

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1269	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Void Gems Collected:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Potions Brewed:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Towns Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Animals Bred:	106	Magic Items Found:	6833
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	8964

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1562	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Animals Bred:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Votes:	1980	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2074	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	6197

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crops Grown:	1759
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	202
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.