No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!
But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?
Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 681 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!
Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD
Join now!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.
So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.
Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119
About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.
Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.
MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
