| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?
So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).
And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
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| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Farms Harvested: | 843 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).
And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.
But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.
Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!
So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.
With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
