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NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	2851	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Items Found:	7461
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	678	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4221	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6