Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3270	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	77	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EterniaMC – Chunks

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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	700	Dragon Eggs Found:	1192
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8130	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4221	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Star Shards Collected:	123	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4270
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Animals Bred:	146	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2676
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	6199
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Potions Brewed:	171	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.