Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4538 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Farms Harvested: 974 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Star Shards Collected: 189
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Alien Abductions: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 5074
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Animals Bred: 84 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 789891 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 411 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Animals Bred: 188

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 1920
    Farms Harvested: 354 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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