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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested: 282 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Zombie Dances: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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