Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Enchantments Applied: 111
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 New Chunks Explored: 942245
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

    Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • License2Craft Minecraft Server

    License2Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

    We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

    Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

    So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

    WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP

    QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules but they’re more like guidelines).

    Our server is so addictive, it’s like trying to quit a diamond addiction in Minecraft (trust us, we’ve been there). The community is so fun and crazy, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have epic events like “TNT Olympics” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” that will keep you coming back for more.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this madness. Just be warned, once you join, you may never be able to leave (but hey, who would want to leave when you’re having this much fun?).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperCarnage

    CreeperCarnage
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1775 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!

    RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITHOUT ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST 26,000 ROCKETS FIRED AT ISRAEL. WE NEED BRAVE SOLDIERS TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY LAND. PLUS, WE HAVE COOL WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO PROTECT YOU. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 12 Zombie Dances: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • 🍒FREE DONATION + ANARCHY🍒 Minecraft server

    🍒FREE DONATION + ANARCHY🍒 Minecraft server

    ERACRAFT is a modern Minecraft PE game server.

    Our advantages:

    Available from any country.

    Reliable and fast server.

    Stable work, high quality.

    We do not restrict Windows players.

    The best data center, we work 24/7.

    Responsive and fast tech. support.

    Vip once a month, and update every day.

    Anarchy and exclusive proprietary features.

    We have unique worlds, dungeons, trees, cases and much more

    VK: https://vk.me/eracraft_off

    TG: https://t.me/eracraft_off

    Anarchy Server:

    IP address: play.eracraft.ru

    Port: 19132 (this is standard)

    Version: 1.1.x

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Chapter Drops Minecraft Server

    Chapter Drops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out of existence like a chapter on hiatus? Well, look no further because our server is better than the entirety of Wan Piss (yes, we said it).

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling mythical creatures, and finding hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Just don’t blame us if you never want to leave!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Animals Bred: 24
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

    Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

    Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

    But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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