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Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

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