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Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

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