Zoom MC: Where Adventure Awaits! Welcome to Zoom MC, your gateway to thrilling adventures in the treacherous lands of Lifesteal. What Awaits You: Lifesteal Realm: Step into a world where every heartbeat matters. In this survival-like gamemode, PvP is the name of the game. Fight for your life, but beware—dying means losing hearts and facing a temporary death ban. No claims here; your builds are exposed to the wilds! Zoom MC awaits. Sharpen your sword, gather your wits, and let the battle commence!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

    Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

    Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

    PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

    Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
    • Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
    • Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
    • Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

    Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

    Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magic Items Found: 8036

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

    Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

    Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

    So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magic Items Found: 2206
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Lootbox Llama Land

    Lootbox Llama Land
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

    4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Farms Harvested: 965
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

    Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words
    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

    On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

    So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1778 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Alien Abductions: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyThreads LOLz

    CraftyThreads LOLz
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Trannies in the City

    Crafty Trannies in the City

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

    BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

    Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

    And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

    Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

    Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Animals Bred: 35
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Petal Palace

    Pixel Petal Palace
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

    Scumbag City Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

    Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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