A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!
So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 112 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3776 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
