Zombielandmc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8643	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crops Grown:	8394	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4772	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	72
Love Letters Sent:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Items Found:	1734
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	417
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magic Items Found:	3123

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Farms Harvested:	404	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Votes:	3254	Buildings Constructed:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	5973	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6590	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2