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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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