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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Potions Brewed: 119
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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