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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
New Chunks Explored: 852049 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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