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ConspiracyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in the wildest conspiracy theories out there! From secret villages of talking cows to hidden portals to the Nether in every player’s backyard, you never know what crazy conspiracy will pop up next. Join us if you dare and see if you can uncover the truth behind it all!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blockhead Realization

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Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1582	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	1983
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cool Roofs Save Lives

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LingoFail Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Towns Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ores Mined:	4215
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2685	Towns Built:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	132	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crops Grown:	5726
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MissileCraft: StandTogether

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lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9823	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15