This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 117 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ores Mined: 1682
    Villages Defended: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mines Excavated: 4405
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Villages Defended: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 299 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 658057 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Motion Madness

    Pixel Motion Madness
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Potions Brewed: 106
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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