ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty McCraftface: Where democracy is just as chaotic as building a house in Minecraft!

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Tired of being governed by a bunch of blockheads in Minecraft? Join our server where we practice direct democracy! No more waiting for someone else to make decisions for you, now you can vote on everything from building projects to server rules. Who needs a mayor when you can be the master of your own fate? Join now and let your voice be heard – unless you’re a creeper, then we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Farms Harvested:	824	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anime Birth Year Server: Build, Mine, and Debate the Best Anime of Your Birth Year!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that aired the year you were born! Imagine battling creepers with your favorite anime characters by your side, using their epic powers to conquer the pixelated world. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and discover the best anime that aired the year you were born, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6774	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

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Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

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Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4502	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

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Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26