Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	3291
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7924	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2591

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10